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Top 3 Ways To Sneak Alcohol Into Events

March, 2009

universaldrinkingfrontNo one likes having to pay $3.50 for Rum and Coke at an event so why not think of some creative ways to get by such expensive prices!

I have been researching for awhile now on the BEST ways of sneaking alcohol into shindigs and not get caught. (*hint *hint Big Event This Friday :) )

*Warning* – DO NOT WALK UP TO THIS FRIDAYS UPCOMING EVENT WITH ALCOHOL IN A CUP! Your not being sneaking by adding rum or vodka to a Big Gulp and seeing if you can get past security. Your just retarded for not being smart enough to use better tactics. They will have Rent-A-Cop bicyclers that will be looking for any outside cups coming in and stop you, which will ultimately lead to Cops.

My objective this article is to give you the One Up on these pesky people and have a fun night ahead!

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Island Of Adventure Tickets Today!

March, 2009

islandslineJust giving a friendly reminder to pick up your Universal Knights Tickets today!

If you have work/class and cannot wait in line there are other times to go as well.

*WARNING* Click This Link To Pick Up Your Free Parking Voucher! MUST HAVE FOR FREE PARKING!

Ticket Times
March 30 – April 1 (Mon-Wed)
10:00 a.m. – 2:00 p.m. Main Campus, Bookstore
6:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. Main Campus, Recreation and Wellness Center

April 2 (Thurs) 12:00 p.m. – 1:00 p.m. Main Campus, Bookstore

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Roxy Saturday Night Shennanigans

March, 2009

2589_1066219171696_1112520102_30254514_6352717_nWhat a weekend.

Yuengling Keg Friday and Roxy Saturday night?

Livin the Dream lol

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Fast And Furious Pub Crawl

March, 2009

ffpubcrawlPREMIER FOR FAST AND FURIOUS THIS TUESDAY!!

Brought to you by InIt Promotions / ICplaces.com

TICKET INCLUDES :

BUS RIDE leaving from knight klub at 7 pm
Knight klub 6-7pm $1 beers and wells and free shots
movie premier for fast and furious 7-9 pm
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Windows Media Center on SPEED

March, 2009

windows-centerI had a great idea for some software but have no idea how to code this monster of a project.

Everyone hates going to a house party to only find out that they are playing some crappy music from the a few months ago that you’ve heard a hundred times. I want to see a program made that changes that. The base of the program would be rounded around Windows Media Center. It would be a clear visual interface that is easily navigable. The way this program would stand out from all the others is that it would incorporate the downloading feature that NO ONE HAS. You would be able to search for .mp3 files using a type of refined google.com search. Or you could even tie it in with Utorrent and just select which song you want off the torrent album you clicked. Once you clicked on a mp3 file link it would play a section of the song into headphones (while music is already playing through an externally hooked up system) to confirm that it is the right song and good quality. Once that is confirmed it would que it in line of all the other songs that people have requested also. So instead of having just some dull playlist heard over and over, you could have a always growing playlist that is always up to date with what people want to hear.

Would be badass I think. -Keaton

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35 Alcohol Facts That You Might Not Know!

March, 2009

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Actually learned some stuff -Keaton

Taken From Here:

Alcohol is probably one of the most controversial product in terms of health, age, laws or cause of accidents. A while back we did a post on alcohol facts which highlighted some of the facts that are related to drunk driving, industry facts and so on. The facts on that particular post were mostly something that would either affect us in one way or the other. Today we wanted to cover alcohol facts that are either surprising, funny or just fun to know. It’s amazing to know that Ohio has a law than bans giving any alcohol to fishes. We are not sure what caused this law to come into effect but there is one. And we are sure most of you didn’t know the national anthem of US was written to the tune of a drinking song. Check out some more fun facts related to alcohol below,

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ClubCrawl In Full Force…..ThiS WeEkend?!?

March, 2009

From CLUB CRAWL ORLANDO:clubcrawl

Because the high demand of your request we at Absolute Entertainment and ClubCrawls.com will be hosting a Club Crawl this Saturday!!!

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Dungeon Grand Opening Pictures!

March, 2009

dungeonopeningChad Cummings was gracious enough to send me over the link to theĀ  pictures for the Grand Opening of The Dungeon(next to Knight Library). From what it looks like this is going to be a really nice place to go if you don’t want to take the long trekk to the downtown area.

Link To Photos, Click Here!

Whenever I think of these two bars next to each other its almost like a Yin Yang. Business casual on the left, party your ass off in whatever on the right lol -Keaton

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News News and More News!

March, 2009

tdsbackMan everyone and their DJ are hitting me up today with new events that are coming out!

Here is some news I found out earlier today, Knight Lights is going back to the old name! THANK YOU 6lb 8 oz BABY JESUS! Now I don’t have to feel ridiculous when I tell people where I am going. Bars really should consult with me about what would be good for their business. Who else knows the scene better than the guy that runs his own Drinking Website about the DRINKING SCENE lol.

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Put Your Drinks Up!

March, 2009

My new theme song lol Saw somone seraching for this so might as well post it up. Yep, i can see what you search for…you sick sick people lol I love yah -Keaton

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